1 00:00:10,512 --> 00:00:13,640 Small fry, and here's your toy. 2 00:00:15,433 --> 00:00:17,519 A Zurg belt buckle? Can I get a Buzz Lightyear instead? 3 00:00:17,602 --> 00:00:18,686 We're all out of Buzzes. 4 00:00:18,770 --> 00:00:20,355 Well, can she have that one? 5 00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:22,148 I'm sorry, those are for display only. 6 00:00:22,649 --> 00:00:24,692 Thanks anyways. Come on, Bonnie. 7 00:00:24,984 --> 00:00:27,320 See? I told you we're never gonna get played with. 8 00:00:27,403 --> 00:00:28,988 But we're just here to sell chicken. 9 00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:30,406 - All right! Ball pit! - Hey, hey, wait a minute. 10 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:32,116 Splash! 11 00:00:32,325 --> 00:00:36,204 I think I just found our ticket to playtime. Come on, let's go! 12 00:00:36,371 --> 00:00:39,666 I better not. I don't wanna get in trouble with the chicken people. 13 00:00:39,791 --> 00:00:41,751 Fine. You stay here with the belt buckle. 14 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:46,756 Me, I'm gonna get played with! See ya, Zurgy! 15 00:00:47,841 --> 00:00:49,592 Oh, boy. 16 00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:52,136 Oh, no! Hot lava! 17 00:00:55,807 --> 00:00:57,475 - Splash! - Come on, Bonnie! 18 00:00:57,559 --> 00:00:58,643 Coming! 19 00:00:58,810 --> 00:01:00,186 I love playtime! 20 00:01:00,311 --> 00:01:02,480 It's a little unsanitary, but... Ho! 21 00:01:14,659 --> 00:01:16,411 Hi, everybody! We're home! 22 00:01:16,619 --> 00:01:19,205 Hey, welcome back! How was Poultry... 23 00:01:19,289 --> 00:01:21,457 Ugh! What smells like chicken fingers? 24 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:27,130 I'm Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace. 25 00:01:27,797 --> 00:01:28,965 Uh... What happened to Buzz? 26 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:32,176 He says the plastic in the ball pit made him shrink! 27 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:33,344 Yeah, yeah, that's right, Tex. 28 00:01:33,511 --> 00:01:34,971 Say, when's the playtime start around here? 29 00:01:36,055 --> 00:01:38,057 All right, where's the real Buzz? 30 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,148 Blast. 31 00:01:57,911 --> 00:01:59,412 Well, hello! 32 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:03,666 Welcome to the support group for discarded Fun Meal toys. 33 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:07,795 We're just about to begin. T-Bone? Would you find him a seat? 34 00:02:08,588 --> 00:02:09,714 Right this way, sir. 35 00:02:11,257 --> 00:02:12,592 I think there's been a mistake. 36 00:02:12,717 --> 00:02:14,719 You see, I was just left in the ball pit, and I... 37 00:02:14,844 --> 00:02:17,722 Oh, we've all been left in the ball pit of life, haven't we? 38 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:20,058 Yes, Tae-Kwon Doe? You have a question? 39 00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:23,311 What? Oh, I'm sorry, this is just my play feature. Hi-yah! 40 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:26,481 That's super. Now, why don't we just go around the room 41 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:29,067 and introduce ourselves? My name is Neptuna. 42 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,069 Hi, Neptuna. 43 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:35,239 I was from the Mermaid Battle Squadron tie-in. Summer '98. 44 00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:38,076 I was thrown away, and that's okay. 45 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:40,536 I'm T-Bone, leader of the Steak Force. 46 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:43,414 We battled the Vegi-Tanarians for dinner table dominance. 47 00:02:43,665 --> 00:02:45,875 Well, I never got played with. 48 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:49,170 G'day. The name's Koala Kopter from the Down-Underables. 49 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:51,506 I got swapped for a Kangaroo Kanoe! 50 00:02:51,756 --> 00:02:55,259 My name is Recycle Ben and I got recycled! 51 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,388 I don't get it. Why don't the kids like me? 52 00:02:58,596 --> 00:03:01,265 I'm like history, but on wheels! 53 00:03:01,641 --> 00:03:04,519 Nobody wanted to board the Vampire Express. 54 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:09,315 My name is Roxy Boxy. I was recalled because... 55 00:03:09,399 --> 00:03:10,775 - Whoo! - Oh! Sorry. 56 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:12,860 I mean, who wants to see an accurate depiction 57 00:03:12,944 --> 00:03:14,028 of the human nervous system 58 00:03:14,112 --> 00:03:15,363 when they're chowing down on a burger! 59 00:03:15,697 --> 00:03:18,700 Kid not like Pizza Bot. Pizza Bot sad. 60 00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:21,494 - My name is Buzz. - Hi, Buzz. 61 00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:22,829 And I need to go. 62 00:03:22,912 --> 00:03:25,206 Wait, don't run away from your problems, brother. 63 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:26,916 Look, I need to get back to my friends. 64 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,003 We're your friends now, Buzz. Look around you. 65 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:32,797 We've all been discarded and we need to stick together. 66 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,757 - Isn't that right, Super Pirate? - Yar. 67 00:03:35,425 --> 00:03:37,844 The playtime's coming super soon Doo-dah, doo-dah 68 00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:40,680 Guys, I'm telling you, this is the real Buzz! 69 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:42,015 Doo-doo-didley-doo-doo-doo Oh, playtime day 70 00:03:42,098 --> 00:03:44,100 Rex, he's like three inches tall. 71 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:46,019 Yeah, but he's a pretty good ice dancer. 72 00:03:46,102 --> 00:03:47,145 Whoa! 73 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:49,480 Well, I'm gonna go find out what happened to our friend. 74 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,649 Yoo-hoo! Little Buzz guy! 75 00:03:51,733 --> 00:03:53,151 Oh, playtime day 76 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:54,444 Listen, about this playtime... 77 00:03:54,569 --> 00:03:56,195 Playtime? Hey, I'll be the cowboy! 78 00:03:56,571 --> 00:03:58,031 Hey! Come back here! 79 00:03:58,865 --> 00:04:01,951 Get along, little piggy! Hee-haw! 80 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:04,495 Could somebody tackle him, please? 81 00:04:04,579 --> 00:04:05,913 Playtime is your friend 82 00:04:05,997 --> 00:04:07,165 Thank you. 83 00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:12,962 Even though I have been thrown away, I am not garbage. 84 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:16,132 How am I gonna get up there? 85 00:04:16,215 --> 00:04:19,802 All right, everyone, this is a good time for some re-enactment therapy. 86 00:04:19,886 --> 00:04:21,596 Let's break into groups of two. 87 00:04:21,679 --> 00:04:25,391 And let's have Beef Stewardess with Ghost Burger. 88 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,685 Bozu the Ninja Clown with Funky Monk. 89 00:04:27,769 --> 00:04:28,770 Wassup? 90 00:04:28,895 --> 00:04:31,898 - And then Condorman with DJ Blu-Jay. - All right! 91 00:04:32,523 --> 00:04:34,859 Lizard Wizard? I'm gonna put you with Buzz. 92 00:04:35,026 --> 00:04:38,446 Now Buzz, you are a child who has received this toy. 93 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:40,156 Pick him up and play with him. 94 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:43,034 - Oh, boy. Play, play, play. - Oh. 95 00:04:43,159 --> 00:04:47,163 Good. Now, to simulate the abandonment, discard him. 96 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:49,040 - What? - And walk over there 97 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:51,209 next to Gary Grappling Hook. 98 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:52,335 Gary Grappling Hook? 99 00:04:53,044 --> 00:04:54,128 Hey there. 100 00:04:54,212 --> 00:04:57,632 So, wouldn't it be more devastating if I left the room? 101 00:04:57,715 --> 00:05:00,885 Oh, what a fabulous idea! Thank you, Buzz. 102 00:05:01,052 --> 00:05:02,136 Gary, do you mind? 103 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:05,681 Yeah, sure, whatever. Whoa! Oh, yeah! Whee! 104 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:07,892 That was awesome. 105 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,229 Now, how did that make you feel? 106 00:05:11,729 --> 00:05:17,360 Well, let's see now. It made me happy when I was played with, 107 00:05:18,027 --> 00:05:20,863 - but sad when he left. - Good. 108 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:23,199 Okay, good, hold that thought. 109 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:25,034 We're going to have Buzz come back in now. 110 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:26,786 Buzz? 111 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:31,165 - Uh, he left. - No! 112 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:36,003 Okay. To save Buzz, we need to find a way to get inside Poultry Palace. 113 00:05:36,087 --> 00:05:40,007 So, I used to work at Poultry Palace. You like honey mustard sauce? 114 00:05:40,216 --> 00:05:41,425 Yeah, you do. 115 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,719 Come on, guys, think. How do we get inside? 116 00:05:43,970 --> 00:05:45,638 We could jimmy the lock. 117 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:47,140 Let's act our way in! 118 00:05:47,223 --> 00:05:49,976 Oh! We could drive a truck through the front door! 119 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:52,854 - Or, you could use the drive-through. - Buzz! 120 00:05:52,937 --> 00:05:53,980 You're back! 121 00:05:54,272 --> 00:05:56,941 So, what do you have to say for yourself, Space Ranger? 122 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:01,779 I've done some things that I'm not proud of. 123 00:06:02,071 --> 00:06:05,908 I've spent a lot of playtime thinking I was the prize that came with the meal, 124 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:08,202 but with the help of my sponsor, 125 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:12,707 I know now that the real prize is inside of each and every one of us. 126 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:16,627 Oh! Sorry. 127 00:06:56,334 --> 00:06:58,878 Oh, that was a good one. 128 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:02,340 Belt Buckle, you crack me up sometimes.